that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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