There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I am available for nakedness
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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