just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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