return my video game
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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