I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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