I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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