butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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