The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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