I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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