I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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