i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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