It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
