The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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