You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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