I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize