I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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