If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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