Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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