I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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