Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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