There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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