So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
