You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
