Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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