she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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