plz talk dirty to me
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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