Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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