can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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