batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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