Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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