Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
