yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Sext me about skeletons
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize