i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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