is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
