I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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