I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
did i just pee glitter
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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