? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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