I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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