You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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