Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
