these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Too much gin, very little bucket
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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