Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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