I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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