Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
nutella sex= disaster
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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