I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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