Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
