I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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