News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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