And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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