life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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