I CAN MOONWALK!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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