what if I'm pregnant?
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Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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