Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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